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Stop Kenobi 2012 Black ~ 316

Stop Kenobi 2012 Black

Men's T-Shirt by American Apparel
Slim-fitting jersey t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: American Apparel
Shrinkage levels after washing fall within 3-4% of industry standards.

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After 20 years and trillions of credits spent unsuccessfully searching for Rebel leader Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Empire is bringing him down the only way that works: an overly simplified, highly emotive social media campaign. So spread the word. Change your Facebook Status. Most, importantly, buy the shirt*. Together, we CAN #STOPKENOBI. *A full 0.033% of our takings will go to children most affected by Jedi kidnappings and associated star wars. The rest will be used to make slick “awareness raising” propaganda videos … and Death Stars. And if, instead of buying a shirt, you’d prefer to make a REAL difference in Uganda, give to one of these very transparent, effective charities, who will not spend your money on self-aggrandizing music videos: AMREF USA: http://bit.ly/lwEl9y Africare: http://bit.ly/bqVXd7 Water.org: http://bit.ly/d2KJRT We’ll match Invisible Children by donating 1/3 of any takings to one of these charities.

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